Firstly, I bring to you the Justin Heins 10 Commandments of Modern Warfare 2. Please note, that everyone will violate these Commandments on occasion, and I pray for those peoples souls. For those that continue to break them, however, I hope that horrible things happen to their person, both now and forever.

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1. Thou shalt not play thine music at 12000 decibals and deafen thy teammates.
Seriously, guys. I don't give a rat's ass how much you love Slayer. Turn that shit down. My ears are bleeding.

2. Thou shalt not crouch in doorways.
If I get sniped one more time because Douchebag McGee won't move his sorry ass out of the doorway, I may commit genocidal acts against humanity. Just sayin'.

3. Thou shalt not leave thine system for an entire game of Search and Destroy.
Sad days are here when you watch your teammate spawn, then proceed to not move for the entire game, allowing himself to have all sorts of horrible acts performed on his body.

4. Thou shalt not whore the M203 grenade launcher.
Being killed 27 time by four people whose class consists of a grenade launcher attachment, a Thumper, Scavenger, and Danger Close makes me want to punch kittens. The game is Modern Warfare 2, not Spawn Asplode.

5. Thou shalt not disregard thy primary weapon.
If you find yourself spawning in Favela and then immediately grabbing your Spas on EVERY SINGLE SPAWN, news flash, you suck at Modern Warfare. Just because I'm not good enough to stop you, doesn't mean you are a "pro". Go suck eggs.

6. Thou shalt not throw care package markers on thy team's spawn.
If I respawn and get crushed by one more friendly care package, I will likely congratulate you, then proceed to sever your spine.

7. Thou shall be respectful of your teammates's awesomeness.
Complicated, but important. If you're waiting to respawn in Search and see your teammate kill 4 of the enemies and save the game, don't keep saying he sucks over and over again. You look like a jackass.

8. Thou shalt not continually engage enemies from the same spot more than five times.
Why so specific? Because it sucks to see the same guy go to the same window and get sniped by the same guy so many times that they call in a Helicopter Gunner.

9. Thou shalt not continually bash Modern Warfare 2 whilst thou is PLAYING Modern Warfare 2.
I know that there are some issues with the game, but if you hate it that much, shut off the system and snap the disc in half. Seriously. We won't miss you.

10. Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON DUDES!
That one should be in the Bible.

Ah, it was good to get that all out there. Picked up Final Fantasy XIII today for my PS3. Looking forward to firing it up, although it probably won't be until tomorrow. I have finished Mass Effect 2 and am now waiting for Christina to do the same, but correcting a couple of mistakes that I made through her playthrough. This game is good in ways that words cannot properly describe. It is really rare that a sequel fixes EVERY SINGLE discrepancy that existed with its predecessor.

Also, Christina's new PC arrived this past weekend... DEAR GOD. I self built my beast of a machine almost two years ago. This new Dell system cost me just as much, and it is no less than 2.5 times stronger than mine. It has a 4GB video card. 4GB. 4 MOTHER EFFING GIGABYTES. I didn't even know those EXISTED. I am angry, for I have been defeated by a Dell machine. No... not just defeated... UTERLY DESTROYED.

I believe that is all for now, have a pleasant day... and if you play Modern Warfare 2... don't be a sinner.

-Justin